May 24th, 2009
anjaylah27 asked: My boss takes way more vacation time then the company has given him.
My boss negotiated an extra week off beyond the standard 2 weeks the company gives when hired.
Then he told me he his boss (which is no longer around) gave him another week vacation instead of a pay raise the following year, bringing the total to 4 weeks. When he got a new boss, the new boss said no way and he is back to the 3 weeks.
However, I have been tracking his vacation for the last 2 years and this year is out fo control. I have a calculated 5 weeks, 3 off of the books.
To make matters worse,he is the one who “tracks” time off and hours. He tried to deduct vacation time from me and I have to show him records where he is wrong to get him to correct it. He tried to take off 3 of my days.
Then today by pure accident I found where he was not deducting time off for other employees.
When he takes off all of this time, I am in charge doing his job that I have no authority or paycheck to do.
In general he is a nice guy, but I do not know how much more of this I can take! It is not just me who knows he takes off more time then he is allowed, it is running joke around the office.
i am afraid to tell HR or his boss, I am next in line for his job.
Anyone had any experience like this?
Audrey
Tags: New Boss, Nice Guy, Time Off
Posted in Administrative and Office Support | 5 Comments »
May 17th, 2009
¸.•*´`*♥ вαssєт ρυρ♥*´`*•.¸ asked: tell me if this joke is funny or just plain mean
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
“I told you” the wife replies, “he died last week.”
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
“I’VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?”
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“Coz . . .” he replied laughing, “I just love hearing it. . . .”
Walter
Tags: Boss, Funny, Guts
Posted in Jokes & Riddles | 12 Comments »
May 14th, 2009
Dave Williams asked: Sounds like a teeny question, I know its dumb. But I’m in my 30’s and very shy so bear with me. A few months ago this girl in the office (hot) was standing around and my boss comes over to me and says, in front of her, “Tina has been talking about you, Greg”. She then turns away and covers her face and my boss says to her “come on tell him what you told me before Tina”.
Well later I asked my boss and he said he was only “trying to embarrass her”. I should have pressed further but I didnt. Was this some kind of joke on me or do you think she might be into me? Shes cute and I’d definetely go out with her. I am considered good looking but very shy, so I’m somewhat hesitant to ask her out. Its been about 2 months since this happened now and she hardly talks to me, so that has me thinking mabye shes really not into me. But why would she act so embarrassed when my boss said that then?
What do you think?
Carmen
Tags: Boss, Teeny, Tina
Posted in Singles & Dating | 8 Comments »
May 14th, 2009
Adoptive Father asked: There once was a priest whose only vice was that he loved to play golf. One warm Good Friday he decided to sneak in a round before Stations (this can also be a Rabbi/Yom Kippur joke). St. Peter sees him and decides to alert The Boss.
“Excuse me Sir” Peter said to God.
“What is it Peter?” asked God.
“We have a small problem on earth, Father O’Riordan is playing golf. He is a devout priest and dedicated servant to his parish, but it is Good Friday” responded Peter.
“I will see to it” says God.
The priest then steps to the next tee and crushes his drive. It flies straight down the middle of the fairway, rolls onto the green and into the cup for a hole-in-one!
Peter cannot believe his eyes. He turns to God and says “I realize you are the Father, the Almighty, the maker of heaven and earth, all that is seen and unseen. Forgive me for doubting your wisdom, but I thought you would punish him instead of rewarding him with a hole-in-one!
God simply says “Who can he tell?
Susan
Tags: Excuse, Heaven And Earth, Rabbi
Posted in Religion & Spirituality | 16 Comments »
May 13th, 2009
Francelia’s Lilac Hydrangea asked: No joke. Let’s say your boyf., or girlf. comes over at your home or a new boss, and if your pet barks…… or if your pet simply adores him/her….. Your thoughts. Are your pets always right at discerning a good person right away?
Maurice
Tags: Barks, Boyf, New Boss
Posted in Dogs | 12 Comments »
May 3rd, 2009
Jill V asked: It’s the wierdest thing. He’s sexy, funny as hell, sweet, big heart and he makes me happy. There are some issues though. One-he’s my boss. But he is looking for another job. And 2, he’s so much older. He even joked w/ me once that he feels like Eliot Spitzer. I really do like him, and he likes me. I am curious though, what advice or opinions does anyone have to spare?
Angela
Tags: Boss, Hell, Job
Posted in Singles & Dating | 4 Comments »
April 30th, 2009
mouse b asked: It has 15 letters in this joke.
I mean it has 31 letter with “He” starting the off sentence and “the” being the 18th 19th and 20th
Terri
Tags: Boss, Car 15, Joke
Posted in Jokes & Riddles | 6 Comments »
April 27th, 2009
Spekle D asked: Here’s my blonde joke- what’s yours?
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “CRAZY” then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises. My coworker (who’s blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was “CRAZY” and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, “What are you doing?” I told him I was a light bulb. He said, “You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.” I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my coworker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, “And where do you think you’re going?”
She said, “I’m going home too, I can’t work in the dark!
Delores
Tags: Couple Of Days, Few Days, Few Minutes
Posted in Jokes & Riddles | 22 Comments »
April 22nd, 2009
Jenice C asked: i work in a law firm now. my previous job, i had an excellent relationship with my boss and co workers. i came here and myt life is miserable. i keep trying to connect with my bosses and co workers and they just dont seem to like me. they make you feel very uncomfortable and intimidated. i ask them to go out to lunch (co workers) and they never want to go out. friday, everyone was joking around about a shirt my boss got from a client. we wre all laughing. one of my co workers happens to wear shirts similar to the one my boss got. i laughed and said that looks like something you would wear. i think he dresses very nice and the shrit (in my opinion was very nice) he started screaming, cursing and yelling at me. he was insulted and everyone else said the shirt was ugly. i was trying to join in with everyone and he ruined it for me by yelling and using foul language. i want to leave this place but the market is bad. ive been posting resumes all over. i always had a good relationship w/everyone i worked with. whats their problems? i try my best and no one acknowledges it. i try to fit in and they make it hard for me what are their problems?
Sam
Tags: Co Workers, Fit, Foul Language
Posted in Administrative and Office Support | 4 Comments »
April 17th, 2009
LT asked: I had an Idea that all bad news delivered to single guys be done via “Striper-Gram”. Imagine this, You go into work, The Boss needs to see you and then Blam! “Jones, You’re fired!”.
That stinks.
But now this senario.
You go into work, get to your office/ cubicle/ whatever, and then there’s a bit of a hush. Kinda like a suprise birthday party for someone there. Then a girl you haven’t seen before rips her top off and says “Hurray….You’re being downsized”.
Nobody would go “Postal” getting fired that way. In fact I couldn’t wait to tell the boss “Exactly” what I thought of him were that the case.
Remember…this is a joke question. I don’t wanna hear about how I’m sexist or anything.
So is it a good idea or a bad one? you tell me.
Beverly
Tags: Hurray, Hush, Senario
Posted in Other - Entertainment | 3 Comments »
