I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “CRAZY” then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises. My coworker (who’s blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was “CRAZY” and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, “What are you doing?” I told him I was a light bulb. He said, “You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.” I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my coworker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, “And where do you think you’re going?”
She said, “I’m going home too, I can’t work in the dark!
Delores
But now this senario.
You go into work, get to your office/ cubicle/ whatever, and then there’s a bit of a hush. Kinda like a suprise birthday party for someone there. Then a girl you haven’t seen before rips her top off and says “Hurray….You’re being downsized”.
Nobody would go “Postal” getting fired that way. In fact I couldn’t wait to tell the boss “Exactly” what I thought of him were that the case.
Remember…this is a joke question. I don’t wanna hear about how I’m sexist or anything.
So is it a good idea or a bad one? you tell me.
Beverly
Check this out, The accountant is 79 years old!!!!!! I have to change the ribbon in the printer for her everyday. The other lady is the boss’s wife, she does watever the hell she wants. The salesman go home everyday at 2:30 and they think we dont know about it.
I hate this place,,, this job is the greatest joke ive ever heard of!!!!
Lawrence
