Silentrage asked: A blonde goes to her local pet shop in search of an exotic pet.
Looks around the store, she notices a box full of frogs that reads:
“Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete instructions.”
The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody’s watching.
She whispers softly to the sales clerk, “I’ll take one.”
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her,
“Just follow the instructions.”
The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, opens the package and reads reads the instructions. She does what is specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splashe on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed; place the frog beside you.
The frog will do what he has been trained to do.
She quickly gets into bed with the frog and nothing happens.
The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.
She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the
paper, “If you have any problems, please call the pet store.”
So, the blonde calls the pet shop.
The man says, “I’ll be right over.”
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.
The blonde welcomes him in and says, “See, I’ve done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just sits there.”
The man picks up the frog, looks into its eyes and says very sternly:
“Look, I’m going to show you how one more time!”
I do have a really cool boss, he’s 71 years old and still young at heart. He sent it too me cause its a blonde joke he loves to make fun of me. lol
Albert
