Archive for the ‘Jokes & Riddles’ Category
Would anybody give there boss a two weeks notice as a joke for April Fools Day?
Sunday, July 13th, 2008I need a great practical joke for my boss?
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008
swimchix20 asked:
So I’m a college student who has a young boss who’s also in college. We sometimes joke around about getting fired etc. Earlier this week I said something wrong to another superior but eventually got that ironed out and things are good now. I was very upset about what I had said and was so sorry about it. My boss comes up to me yesterday while I was working and tells me my behavior the other day was completely inappropriate and I needed to gather my things and leave. I was fired. I asked if he was kidding and this back and forth questioning of his sincerity continued for about a minute before I began bawling. He quickly told me he was kidding and apologized profusly. He was in complete shock that he actually made me cry and that I took him seriously. I am a bit emotional and very dramatic. Anyway with that story in mind I need a really really good prank or joke to get back at him. Of course I don’t want him to cry but I want him to be shocked, dumbfounded or just upset until I can say those three magic words “I’m just kidding”
Any ideas?
I work at the front desk of an apartment building.
Josephine
So I’m a college student who has a young boss who’s also in college. We sometimes joke around about getting fired etc. Earlier this week I said something wrong to another superior but eventually got that ironed out and things are good now. I was very upset about what I had said and was so sorry about it. My boss comes up to me yesterday while I was working and tells me my behavior the other day was completely inappropriate and I needed to gather my things and leave. I was fired. I asked if he was kidding and this back and forth questioning of his sincerity continued for about a minute before I began bawling. He quickly told me he was kidding and apologized profusly. He was in complete shock that he actually made me cry and that I took him seriously. I am a bit emotional and very dramatic. Anyway with that story in mind I need a really really good prank or joke to get back at him. Of course I don’t want him to cry but I want him to be shocked, dumbfounded or just upset until I can say those three magic words “I’m just kidding”
Any ideas?
I work at the front desk of an apartment building.
Josephine
I work in Pest Control and I need a good April Fools joke to play on my boss?
Saturday, June 14th, 2008
SCUZE-ME asked:
One time I told one of our technicians that the local mortuary had some sort of little bugs crawling on the corpses and we needed to go spray them. REALLY FREAKED HIM OUT. But I can’t think of a good one for today.
He frequently DOES have holes in his pants…really!! LOL!
Clyde
One time I told one of our technicians that the local mortuary had some sort of little bugs crawling on the corpses and we needed to go spray them. REALLY FREAKED HIM OUT. But I can’t think of a good one for today.
He frequently DOES have holes in his pants…really!! LOL!
Clyde
Any good hotel jokes?
Wednesday, June 11th, 2008
Kayla asked:
Does anyone have any good hotel jokes. They need to be PC, no blonde jokes, racist jokes or jokes about bosses
Anita
Does anyone have any good hotel jokes. They need to be PC, no blonde jokes, racist jokes or jokes about bosses
Anita
Do you know any jokes?
Monday, January 21st, 2008
Liz asked:
Please help me because if i dont get any good jokes my boss is going to fire me!!!Please. Thank You.
Minnie
Please help me because if i dont get any good jokes my boss is going to fire me!!!Please. Thank You.
Minnie
Joke: The Best Boss in the World.is this worthy of a star ?
Saturday, January 19th, 2008
Joke time asked:
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
“Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.”
“We’re short-handed, Smith,” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.”
“Thanks, boss,” says Smith, “I knew I could count on you!”
Kevin
Please help! Can you finish this joke? A boss had to fire someone?
Wednesday, January 9th, 2008
twowords asked:
The boss had to fire somebody, he had narrowed it down to either Debra or Jack. He decided it would be the first one that used the water cooler..
Judy
The boss had to fire somebody, he had narrowed it down to either Debra or Jack. He decided it would be the first one that used the water cooler..
Judy
