Here’s my blonde joke- what’s yours?
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “CRAZY” then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises. My coworker (who’s blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was “CRAZY” and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, “What are you doing?” I told him I was a light bulb. He said, “You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.” I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my coworker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, “And where do you think you’re going?”
She said, “I’m going home too, I can’t work in the dark!
Delores
Tags: Couple Of Days, Few Days, Few Minutes
Juanita
good one
Lydia
how do you know if a blonde’s been using the computer?
The joystic’s wet
or
there’s whiteout on the screen
Rodney
LOL….that was actually pretty funny!
Charlie
hahahahahahahah,…….Yes!
Geraldine
here’s my blonde joke:
Sometimes being a blonde isn’t easy, especially if you’re cooking…?
MONDAY
It’s fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.
WEDNESDAY
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can’t say it improved the rice any.
THURSDAY
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.
FRIDAY
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
SATURDAY
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.
SUNDAY
Bob’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
Charlene
its ok
Susan
Go to a website called
Beatrice
haha a very funny joke that proves blondes are dumb lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Virginia
Spek,
You did a great job with this one - I never saw it coming! Thanks for sending it along.
Raul
ha?!
anyways here is my favorite.
what goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde?
a naked blonde doing cartwheels.
Janice
hahahahhahaha……..here is mine
blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn’t serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn’t serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, “How in the world do you know I am a blonde?”
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,”That’s not a TV — it’s a microwave!”
Warren
hilarious
Donald
lol!!
a blonde comes home and finds her husband with another woman. She storms out the door and into town to buy a shotgun. She returns home and points the gun at her head. Her husband shouts,” No, dont!!!” and the blonde replies angrily, “Shut up, you’re next!!!”
How does a blonde kill fish?
she drowns it!
Ted
lol
Sue
I liked it, funny.
Here’s one
Title: A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.
As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.
He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way.
After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. “I’m doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I’m starting to get the hang of this.”
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly.
The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn’t radioed in.
A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away.
He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, she said, “I don’t know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!”
Craig
nice….i kno 1 but its not a blond…
1 day 3 guys were walking on a beach. 1 was a newfy,anouther was from qubec and the last 1 was from ontario.sudenly,they found a lamp.they brushed off the sand and out poped a guenie.the guenie said he would grant each 1 of them 1 wish. the newfy said”i wish canada was a united country…”u get the point. then the guy from qubec said” i with there was a 40 ft wall around qubec”poof, there was a 40 ft wall around quebec. then the guy from ontario said”u kno that 40 ft wall u put there?”
“ya”
“i wish it was filled with water”
thank my dad 4 that lol. o and b carfull about blond jokes, only bottle blonds r stupid
Agnes
LOL
Tina
I’ve never heard that one before! Thanks for the laugh!
John
it was okkay.
and im a natural blonde. and not all blondes are stupid. so get it right.
Michelle
here’s mine…
(its sort of how dumb men are and how smart blonde girls are compared to them.)
a dealer in vegas sits watching a rulette station. a gorgeous blonde walks up and asks to play.
“Sure!” the man eagerly said.
“Um… i play better when im naked… may i?” she asked unbuttoning her shirt.
the dealer was speechless. the blonde put all her money on red # 7.
“Yipee! i win!” she said. she collected her money and clothes and walked away.
a man walked up to the dealer and asked, “did she win?”
the dealer said, “i dont know, i wasnt watching the wheel.”
Jack
not bad, here’s mine:
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn’t understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, “I’m impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don’t get it — why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?”
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, “Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we’re normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.”
Tina
kay here is mine…a brunette was in the middle of the street going 1…jumps to one side…2…jumps to other side…and then runs out of the street. a blonde came up and asked what she was doing…nothing said the brunette…can i do it to…sure…so they both are in the middle of the street…1…2…3…the brunette jumps out of the street…and then back in…but the blonde didn’t move and got hit by the car…not the best but still okay!!!