kay here is mine…a brunette was in the middle of the street going 1…jumps to one side…2…jumps to other side…and then runs out of the street. a blonde came up and asked what she was doing…nothing said the brunette…can i do it to…sure…so they both are in the middle of the street…1…2…3…the brunette jumps out of the street…and then back in…but the blonde didn’t move and got hit by the car…not the best but still okay!!!

not bad, here’s mine:

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn’t understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, “I’m impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don’t get it — why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?”

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, “Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we’re normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.”

here’s mine…
(its sort of how dumb men are and how smart blonde girls are compared to them.)

a dealer in vegas sits watching a rulette station. a gorgeous blonde walks up and asks to play.
“Sure!” the man eagerly said.
“Um… i play better when im naked… may i?” she asked unbuttoning her shirt.
the dealer was speechless. the blonde put all her money on red # 7.
“Yipee! i win!” she said. she collected her money and clothes and walked away.
a man walked up to the dealer and asked, “did she win?”
the dealer said, “i dont know, i wasnt watching the wheel.”

it was okkay.

and im a natural blonde. and not all blondes are stupid. so get it right.

I’ve never heard that one before! Thanks for the laugh!

LOL

nice….i kno 1 but its not a blond…

1 day 3 guys were walking on a beach. 1 was a newfy,anouther was from qubec and the last 1 was from ontario.sudenly,they found a lamp.they brushed off the sand and out poped a guenie.the guenie said he would grant each 1 of them 1 wish. the newfy said”i wish canada was a united country…”u get the point. then the guy from qubec said” i with there was a 40 ft wall around qubec”poof, there was a 40 ft wall around quebec. then the guy from ontario said”u kno that 40 ft wall u put there?”
“ya”
“i wish it was filled with water”

thank my dad 4 that lol. o and b carfull about blond jokes, only bottle blonds r stupid

I liked it, funny.

Here’s one

Title: A Blonde In Flight School

A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.

As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.

He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way.

After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. “I’m doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I’m starting to get the hang of this.”

After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly.

The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn’t radioed in.

A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away.

He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.

When he asked what happened, she said, “I don’t know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!”

lol

lol!!

a blonde comes home and finds her husband with another woman. She storms out the door and into town to buy a shotgun. She returns home and points the gun at her head. Her husband shouts,” No, dont!!!” and the blonde replies angrily, “Shut up, you’re next!!!”

How does a blonde kill fish?

she drowns it!