There once was a priest whose only vice was that he loved to play golf. One warm Good Friday he decided to sneak in a round before Stations (this can also be a Rabbi/Yom Kippur joke). St. Peter sees him and decides to alert The Boss.
“Excuse me Sir” Peter said to God.
“What is it Peter?” asked God.
“We have a small problem on earth, Father O’Riordan is playing golf. He is a devout priest and dedicated servant to his parish, but it is Good Friday” responded Peter.
“I will see to it” says God.
The priest then steps to the next tee and crushes his drive. It flies straight down the middle of the fairway, rolls onto the green and into the cup for a hole-in-one!
Peter cannot believe his eyes. He turns to God and says “I realize you are the Father, the Almighty, the maker of heaven and earth, all that is seen and unseen. Forgive me for doubting your wisdom, but I thought you would punish him instead of rewarding him with a hole-in-one!
God simply says “Who can he tell?
Susan
Tags: Excuse, Heaven And Earth, Rabbi
Troy
HAHA GOOD ONE MAN!!!!!! SUPER GREAT
Constance
Did they have to schedule Holy Week during The Masters?
Jeez.
Alice
I like it!
Dennis
that is pretty funny. peace be with you
Terri
Victoria
lmao, great joke
Cathy
yes, it’s funny.
Renee
Hehe. That is a good one. Just as you said…simply a joke that’s not offensive.
Jeff
did not get it
Jose
That is really funny. If you know more you should post more.
Ruth
What a better punishment than that? I like this joke.
Susan
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats so funny lol
erm i dont get it expain again
Bradley
I don’t get it.
perhaps you should make it offensive, it’s not funny to me.
Cynthia
God and Saint Peter playing golf, St. Peter opens up with a hole in one.
His halo shines a little bit brighter.
God is trying to tee off, but knocks the ball backwards down a hill. A rabbit hops out of the woods, grabs the ball, and goes running for it’s hole. A hawk swoops down grabs the rabbit and flies to 4000 ft.. From nowhere clouds form, lightning strikes the hawk, drops the rabbit, drops the ball, plunk, a hole in one.
St. Peter turns to God and says, “Okay now, are you going to play golf or are you going to screw around?”
Fernando
Pretty interesting! The message apparently is - Priests are human too, like Jesus, and they too need everything like all the other human beings! Placing restrictions on them in the name of religion would be construed as violation of human rights!
Clifford
Good joke! Lol