Posts Tagged ‘Excuse’

Who is ready for a seasonal joke? It is not offensive I promise?

Thursday, May 14th, 2009
Adoptive Father asked:


There once was a priest whose only vice was that he loved to play golf. One warm Good Friday he decided to sneak in a round before Stations (this can also be a Rabbi/Yom Kippur joke). St. Peter sees him and decides to alert The Boss.

“Excuse me Sir” Peter said to God.

“What is it Peter?” asked God.

“We have a small problem on earth, Father O’Riordan is playing golf. He is a devout priest and dedicated servant to his parish, but it is Good Friday” responded Peter.

“I will see to it” says God.

The priest then steps to the next tee and crushes his drive. It flies straight down the middle of the fairway, rolls onto the green and into the cup for a hole-in-one!

Peter cannot believe his eyes. He turns to God and says “I realize you are the Father, the Almighty, the maker of heaven and earth, all that is seen and unseen. Forgive me for doubting your wisdom, but I thought you would punish him instead of rewarding him with a hole-in-one!

God simply says “Who can he tell?

Susan

My boss has a crush on my colleague and she use that for her advantage?

Monday, February 9th, 2009
Vincentina asked:


She is the most junior one in the team. She works for me and my boss. Since we are almost the same age and I have a higher position, she show obviously that she does not like it. It is like a movie. When she is with boss, she behaves very pretty. When she has to interact with me alone, she always give me a bad facial expression. She came to work almost 11:00am everyday. She made a lot of error about work. My boss always find an excuse for her. I made a lot more money than her pulse my other colleagues know this. So, I don’t feel that bad. However, because of that plus my boss is not a smart person, other teams treat our team like a joke. I feel really bad about this. Any recommendation?

Jacqueline